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And God spoke to Adam..."Here you have Eve. Make babies, lots of them, and populate the earth. But please get shit-faced drunk during every other pregnancy and drop every fourth baby on hsi head, because I have created you in my image and you'll soon find out I'm bored as fuck, so I will allow you to breed a myriad of fuckwits to entertain your own bored asses."
Is today International Unspeakably Tremendous Fucktard Day? Because I think it is.
First thing in the morning, I see this: http://666kb.com/i/c5d5exmdwtirj9f5m.jpg

But it gets better. The Israeli newspaper Haaretz has posted a list of beach recommendations on their Facebook page. I asked in a comment if dogs are allowed there because I would like to bring my old bitch.
You won't believe this.
...dafuq :iconfacepalmplz:

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ASL?

22 / Female / Illinois, USA

Why does your profile say Damien?

Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend?

No.

Why are you so angry / irritable / grumpy / pessimistic / other negative emotion here?

Because go suck a dick.

Why do you have to swear?

It makes me horny.
:bulletpurple: Why are your stamps' comments disabled? :bulletpurple:
:bulletwhite: Enough smart-ass answers. What are you? :bulletwhite:
- A bisexual
- A feminist
- A sex/body positive activist
- An intactivist
- A pro-choicer
- A pantheist
- A kinkster
- A Scorpio / A Horse
- An artist of the writing and cartooning variety
- A crazy cat lady
:bulletred: You're a sinner. :bulletred:
:bulletorange: Do you really have depression? / I don't believe you have depression! :bulletorange:
Technically I was diagnosed with dysthymia. Who

Flooded ...At the time of this entry, we've been working almost 4 hours to attempt to bail water flooding into the basement.
It's a losing battle...
The two sump pumps couldn't handle the flood waters and I've desperately been trying to save all my valuables, like my computer and tax papers and all my electronics. The water was up to my ankles by the time I rescued my monitor. I could not save everything, but I got the most important stuff down there.
After bailing water for so long, I've practically collapsed. It's pointless because the water's just gushing from the walls and floor. I'm just not fast enough, and now the sump Guy won't be here till 6am.
The basement is pretty much gone...
Now this means, since my main computer is lying up here in a heap and there's no internet hookups here as far as I know, I'll only be using my tablet (as long as my wifi holds out), but this means my time here is extremely limited. I won't be able to post art, RP and I'll most likely be going on hiatus from my g

Tonight, I learned something.I will make it a point to no longer mention personal or family issues on this site, or on Facebook, any longer. It seems to irritate people.

I'm going on a hunt for a human.He isn't going to come back alive. My twins are gone guys. And when I say gone... I mean that according to my mother, Jaxsod came over to our house while Brandy and I were out picking an apartment for him to live in until I turn eighteen. He told her he was hoping to take those 'sweet little boys' out in a ride in their stroller. That was THREE HOURS AGO.
I should have told her. I know that now. I should have forgotten how wonderful his parents are. I should have told her and he'd be gone by now. Now, my boys are missing. My babies. I'm going out on a hunt for him, when I finish this post. He used to tell me about the place his grandfather grew up, about a seven hour drive from my home. He always said that's where he'd raise his kids. If I'm right, that's where he is. And that is where he's going to die.
Taking a human life isn't something I ever wanted. I swore to not go into the army because on the other side of the world, that man I shot down was somebody's son, somebody's baby. The

Real women have fur!Time for some controversy. This journal deals with pubic hair. Don't like it, don't read it.
I had been planning to write this rant for over a year, posting it under the picture of a group of my female OCs wearing shirts with the logo „Real women have fur". However, since so much time has passed and the said picture is still in the phase of a simple sketch, I am going to post the text in my journal instead.
About 2 or 3 years ago I was visiting my psychologist and went to the restroom. There I found the book "Vagina monologues". I read a short extract, in which the narrator describes her experience with her ex-husband. The guy refused to have sex with her unless she shaved her pubic hair. She did it, but felt bad about it. Intercourses were painful and her skin burned. Besides, she felt like a pre-pubescent girl. Once the hair grew back in, she refused to shave it again. So, her husband started to sleep around. They went to marriage counseling and he said it was all her fault, because

Comments vs. FavoritesI just read *Octobertiger's most recent journal and I decided I would like to type up something similar.
She makes a point that a kind comment can help cancel out a troll comment, and that's true. She also mentions when non one comments on something the artist is likely to think it's crap, which is true, I have felt this way many times with something I was proud of before uploading it. It's really not hard to quickly post a short comment, then when you really love something you'll feel more motivated to "one up" the comments you usually send, so you will give a longer, nicer comment for really good art. This will help motivate artists to share more art, get better, and cure the horrid illness we have all suffered from at some point called art block.
For these reasons and more I am now going to make a point to comment on as many deviations as I can, I'll make a goal of ten a day. Which, when I think about it, isn't a whole lot. With this said I would love to get m

SnowdropI don't like much fan content when it comes to MLP:FiM, like pictures with fan OC's and I never read the fan fiction. It really takes an exceptional piece of media to capture my attention as well. I'm just super duper picky when it comes to so many things.

Just recently, I've been noticing tons of fanart dedicated to this fan made character named, "Snowdrop". A sky blue and white little filly whom I assumed to be another "Nyx" or whatever you call it. I shrugged her off for a few days, but the art even started to pop up on EquestriaDaily, so curiosity got the better of me and I went looking for her origin, since I was aware of fan made episodes of MLP popping up here and there.
And then... Oh. My. Goodness.
I wasn't expecting what I saw.
I would've never thought fan made material a little over 14 minutes long would make me cry so much. Twice.
It's seriously brilliant and charming. The animation isn't quite the same quality as an actual MLP episode, but it's still very well d

Pet Peve: We're Not Meant to Eat Meat (revamp)Revamping my old rant, this time with links and such! This rant was inspired by a "conversation" with someone on Youtube. You know, the place of many "intelligent conversations".
First, let's look at our mouth. Here's a great image that sums up how our teeth are not like an herbivore nor carnivore: http://winging-it.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/HOC-Teeth3.jpg And for some labeling on human teeth to help with that image, here you go: http://halalmeetstheworldofcooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/teeth.jpg Still not convinced our teeth are those of an omnivore? Here's an omniverous fish, I want you to pay close attention to its teeth: http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/4255_vampire-fish-02_04700300.jpg For those of you wondering, this is the pacu-pacu fish, maybe you've seen it around on Facebook or some other website, most likely with comments saying "FAKE!". No, not so fake. We have our grinders, but they're not quite the same as herbivore grinders. We have

New Mewtwo 'Form' ?? - UPDATE**FINALLY some proof: http://pokemonxynews.blogspot.com.au/2013/04/the-new-mewtwo-form-is-fake.html
(Seemingly) legit confirmation that this whole thing was a hoax/trick?
That may be fake, but I'm still fairly convinced there will be something new or big happening to Mewtwo, despite what 'Mr XY' has done. On the official website, two empty hexagons remain beneath Mewtwo suggesting possible X & Y forms. http://www.pokemon-movie.jp/pokemon/long.php
Also, I found this information about the movie, also leaked by Mr XY, however, for now, I don't believe it until confirmed:
"Early CoroCoro Information. people might be up in arms lately after the "Mr. XY" Leak, but I bring information that will appear in the latest CoroCoro. It is quite a big issue this time.*Movie News.The Movie News focuses mainly on Mewtwo, with a sidebar detai

SPRING WHERE ARE YOU?A friend posted on face book that he had 6' tall snow banks in his yard. People form out of town thought it was an april fools joke, if only.
The temperatures are getting above freezing during the day and the snow is melting. At night it drops below freezing and is keeping things from thawing too quick. There are flood watches for most of the Saskatchewan and places east and south of us. It could be a very interesting spring if the temperatures suddenly go up.
Anyway looking for other signs of spring. Birds. I live on the north south flyway for migrating birds. They are coming north. Everyday I hear and see new birds. Lots of geese and ducks. New hawks and owls. Sparrows and warblers. It is sounding more noisy by the day. We have an crab apple tree in the back yard that is attracting birds. With all the snow there is limited food for the poor things, dried up crab apples must be good. Heard a thrush this morning. Love those birds they are mimics like mocking birds. When the sing they w

Serious Question**SEMI-UPDATE: The sporadic flea on speed strikes again! SERIOUSNESS -- what is wrong with me that I can't FOCUS on anything long enough to finish? Work ethic leaves the building. I did something bad. I had a trip down nostalgia lane, and STUPIDLY re-read something I worked on years ago. Basically, it's the novel I've wanted to write for TEN DAMN YEARS NOW, and when I re-read what I had written ages ago (read: 8-9 years back), it was... surprisingly good in some places. 100 pages of... messy rambling shit, but with some places that were fucking gems of the written word. AND I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT -- it could have been someone else'e writing for all I remember what the hell I was doing with it. But see, here's the problem: that is the real story I WANTED to write, and dammit, I KNOW I can't. Ten years it's been, and it's not done, and I KNOW IT WON'T EVER BE. It's the story I WANT to write, but it's not the story I CAN WRITE. I can write the lion one. I know I can. It's easy to writ

I can't.I can't seem to make everyone happy.
Especially not myself.
Especially when what makes me happy, makes the people I care about upset.

omg people are cruelOkay, so I heard about this horrible thing that has been happening to kittens, people give away unwanted kittens hoping they'll get a new home, and most of the time that happens, but some kittens are sent to their death.
Snake owners sometimes don't want to spend money on rabbits or rats for their snake, so they'll look for kittens being given away, then take those kittens. Oh my gosh i really wanted to cry when i read about this.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3976106/Catch-the-sicko-who-fed-a-kitten-to-a-python.html

The human race is patheticI find it really pathetic that when someone is a devoted fan of a celebrity, they seem to believe that person can do absolutely no wrong and if anyone has anything negative to say, even a little bit, they get so butthurt that you would think that celebrity was a god to them.
Seriously. -_- No one is perfect.

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Journal Entry: Mon May 28, 2012, 8:52 PM

NO!
*flips a table*

Lol
I dunno, they just annoy me. XD
_{_{_{And no, it's not really like some huge thing that really pisses me off like my table flip made it seem, just kinds putting it in an over dramatic way to be funny and say I don't really like 'em.}}}

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~skapelser Jun 7, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

^{What is page buddies?
Can someone link or tell me? I wanna know ouo}

!RushingRivers Jun 1, 2012 Student General Artist

~DemonCookies-killeh Jun 1, 2012 Student General Artist

sorry to interupt your table flipping but

what the h. e. double hockey sticks is a freaking page buddy!? ive been seeing them everywhere and i do NOT understand!

~ChimeraDitto May 31, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Lol
how come?~

~Shadowwolf719 May 30, 2012 Student Artisan Crafter

And thus the table holocaust begins.

~hellfire1093 May 29, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

=icefire8521 May 29, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Are you talking about those things that I only recently saw because I'm using Chrome (aka something that isn't IE)? As in the little journal doll thingys on the bottom left? I was actually planning to make one, a little one, like 75x50. Well if they're banned now, there's nothing I can do about it.

~Kateboat May 29, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Can someone PLEASE explain page buddies? 8(

!Splash-cat-21 May 29, 2012 Student Digital Artist

They're like journal dolls that sit around the corner of your computer when you view your page, never knew how to work them though~

~Kateboat May 29, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

hmm... That's actually sort of cute. :/

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